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lazy programmer

A lazy programmer loves programming, but hates working, so they work as little as possible. A lazy programmer finds every possible way to avoid working in the weekends. A lazy programmer writes a lot of tests, so QA junks do not waste their time. A lazy programmer documents their code, so thar coworkers do not waste their time. A lazy programmer is a master of delegation. After they delegated a task, they immeditaly forget about it. A lazy programmer do not edit long files, they teach regular expressions how to edit the file in their place. A lazy programmer do not deploy in production, they instruct Jenkins to do that. Therefore a lazy programmer is not afraid of deploying on Friday afternoon. A lazy programmer goes to the office as little as possible, possibly when other non-lazy people are not around, so they don’t waste their time. A lazy programmaer knows the best tools of their trade, so that they can reuse other people work as much as possible. A lazy programmer is easy going, b